Thursday, May 28, 2009

Running Log

So a very lucky coincidence just occurred, I was uploading my run data from my watch and turns out I got it exactly one year ago.  So I figured I'd pull the totals.

Total Run Time:                 61h:50m:58.45s
Total Run Distance:           355.27mi
Average Pace:                  10:26/mi
Total Calories Burned:       59,837

Ace of Cakes... or Not

First I need to offer up a big thank you and an even bigger apology to my Mother. Thank you for all the wonderful birthday cakes over the years. Now for the apology, I'm sorry for the hair-brained 5 year old boy requests. I mean He-Man in frosting? What kind of a request is that?
Why not ask for a tree fort that looks like the Death Star? You should have told me to go fly a kite. I mean I always appreciated the cakes, because they were awesome (pry the best cakes around), but I REALLY REALLY appreciate them now after working last night (this morning) until 2AM on a pair of cakes for a baby shower for one of Elizabeth's co-workers. The tedious details and pain in the arse that is drawing with frosting... Man... A much overdue props to you on the great work! (and another big thank you for the tips last night!)

Anyway, below are the fruits of my labor. I will admit (begrudgingly) that I ruined one cake on my way to the finished product. Note to Readers: Let the cake cool ALL THE WAY, VERY VERY VERY IMPORTANT. Otherwise, you'll be running to the store at 10:30. You've been warned. I don't think I'm quite ready for the Food Network challenge, but I think they're pretty decent for a rookie effort.



Monday, May 25, 2009

Everything is Nerdy

I was walking down the street the other day and we passed a store that had old collectibles and hobby things and I realized, everything,  I mean everything is Nerdy, Geeky, Dorky; pick your adjective.  Think about it, really think about it geeks are made fun of constantly for D&D and various other role-playing games, but I would bet money that even the manliest and macho of men lives life vicariously through their fantasy football/baseball team, holding onto their star pitcher's K per 9 ratio like the nerdiest of nerd touting the spell casting power of his mage night elf.  It's pretty much the same thing.  A nerd tunes into pod casts, reads blogs, etc. but a manly man never misses a single Stuart Scott's Boo Yah.  Actions figures, well I'll let the blow pictures explain all that needs to be said about toys, I mean action figures.



Magic the Gathering cards... two words, Upper Deck.  

Face it, bottom line is all of us have nerd like tendencies and obsessions in our own little way.  Some have baseball, reciting statistics like bible versus and others have Star Trek and can likely sing the Star Spangled Banner in Klingon.  I guess it boils down to what has become "socially acceptable" obsessions.  Sports Center is viewed as cool or "normal".  Battlestar Galactica marathons on the SciFi channel, not so much.  I know I personally have many many obsessions that chuck me right into the heart of geekdom.  I love fantasy sports. I love video games. Transformers. Comic Book movies. Star Wars and Lord of the Rings.  And I would love more than anything to play the MMORPG, World of Warcraft, but fear that I would turn into one of these:


So celebrate your geek-like behavior whatever it may.  Don't hide from it  It's okay I promise.  

May the force be with you.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

49.4

Update on my return trip home, I successfully transported 6 bottles of delicious homebrewed beer on the airplane in my suitcase with no breakage or leakage.  Had to jettison some things in the hotel room, a binder, soap, shaving cream but it all was well worth it and I squeaked in at 0.6 pounds under the 50.0 lb limit.  

Video of the Week

Monday, May 18, 2009

Decisions

"It kills productivity and enthusiasm when highly-paid individuals will not make a 50-cent decision. Set a date to make a decision and make it. In most cases it is better to make a wrong decision quickly than no decision at all. By waiting there is no gaurantee that you will make a better decision, and once you find out you've made a bad decision, you can change it and make it right."
from The Courage to Lead by Charles Farrell

Hiatus

I meant to do a few posts last week from the heart of redneck country but couldn't find the motivation. All in all the training in NC was a good time. It was chuck full of people from the south, which was interesting, when I could make out what they heck they were saying.

I went home to KS for the weekend to watch little sister graduate, a trip home always makes the weekend a good one, lots of family and friends which is always nice. Mom once again made way too much food that was all so good I couldn't help but eat it, but good news is I won't need to eat again until July, which is a bonus, less time in the kitchen means more time for video games.

Now unfortunately it is back to the "grind," as they say which started with a nice 5 AM drive to KC. I am looking forward to the Royals game tomorrow though hopefully they can chalk up another W against division rival the Tribe.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

PAUTLA (Paw - tla)

People Against the Use of Three Letter Acronyms

I got an email today, about the the Federal Employee Paid Paternal Leave Act or FEPPLA as people in the gov call it.  This post has zero to do with the FEPPLA itself, but everything to do with the overuse of acronyms.  People will throw an acronyms on everything, FEPPLA is at the extreme end of the ridiculousness scale.  If it's over three letters it shoudl at LEAST form a pronounceable word (ie SCUBA) or it is too long and should not be used.  Many of use in our workplace are more familiar with TLAs or Three Letter Acronyms, that's right they made an acronym out of the phrase to describe an acronym.  PCR, TCR, TRS, CRS, FIRS, I  really could go on.  That's why I started PAUTLA and I sincerely hope that you will join me in this effort to stamp out the unnecessary use of three letter acronyms.

Weekend Update

The weekend was one of those weekends where there was stuff to do and stuff that needed to be done, but the motivation just wasn't quite there.  The lack of doing, well, anything really productive has led to the frenzy of activity that will take place this afternoon/evening as I try to get last minute tasks done prior to heading to Charlotte, NC tomorrow.  I couldn't even get up the motivation to go get my hair cut, despite the fact that it looks ridiculous.  But on a positive note, we did get our DRV cleaned off which is a pretty important thing in this house.  The coming weekend should prove far more productive, we are heading to Kansas for my sisters graduation so it'll be chuck full of family time which is always good.  Best of all only a 3 hour drive on the front and back ends because we are flying.  So much more enjoyable without dreading the 12 hour trek across the country.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Hulu!

If you visit only one website ever (ok two cause I gotta count this one ;)) make it Hulu.  Follow the link below and bookmark it immediately.  Hulu has more shows on it than any site Family Guy, Biggest Loser, Daily Show, and I could go on and on.  The shows are licensed and full episodes, not like the cut up episodes that are on Youtube.  The awesome thing about Hulu is it has some old school shows, (http://www.hulu.com/watch/105/doogie-howser-md-pilot#x-0,vepisode,1) <= Oh yeah, that is a link to the Pilot episode of Doogie Howser, MD, I wasted a solid 3-4 hours Friday watching old episodes of Doogie.  NPH is my hero.  And there is way more where that came from, Charles in Charge anyone?

For those of you that are bloggers, hulu allows you to customize your own clips from the shows on the site.  The clip of Stewie pumping some iron that I posted as this weeks VotW, was created via Hulu.  No more scouring the internet for that perfect clip, just make your own on Hulu.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Wolverines, Tacos, and Rock n' Roll

Yesterday was Cinco de Mayo, I'm not Mexican and I'm not 100% sure what exactly the details are behind the holiday (I believe it's their 4th of July though), but hey it's a reason to drink Mexican beer and eat a lot of Mexican food.   And I did both, had some of Beth's co-workers over and made a Mexican spread good times were had.  Tried my hand at tamales all in all, they were okay a little dry though so we'll adjust the recipe and try again.  I did eat way too much chips and cheese dip - one of those things that is very hard to walk away from, it's just so scrumtrulesant.

Signed up for 1/2 marathon #2 today, the Chicago Rock and Roll 1/2 Marathon, Aug 2nd.  Looking forward to it, since it's in Chicago it should be FLAT no damn hills like Springfield.  So hopefully that will translate into a faster time, I'm going to shoot for 1 hour 45 min, it's a pretty big jump from last time, but hopefully the combo of weight training and flatness of the course will work in my favor.  The organization of the event itself is pretty cool, the course is lined with live bands, like one every mile, providing a constant soundtrack for the run.  Should be a good time.  Well, as good a time as running for 2 hours can be I guess.



Saw two movies this weekend X-Men Origins: Wolvernie and Slumdog Millionaire.  Wolverine did not disappoint, not as good as I had hoped, but still was a very good movie.  Make sure you stay through the credits...  Slumdog however was a BIG surprise, much better movie than I'd thought it would be and I'd highly recommend if you haven't seen it already you rent it.

Oh and as an update to my post on the A-Rod book, Jason Whitlock wrote a scathing article in his FoxSports column about the credibility issues surrounding the author... here's a link:

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Please Leave a Message...

Hey yeah, Jeff this is Lovie, yeah, I ah, saw your 1/3 of a inning Tuesday, not lookin' so good man.  Say don't know if you heard but, we got, well sold our souls for, a new quarterback, guy by the name of Jay Cutler.  Cutler to Samardzija has kind of a ring to it, sounds a lot better than Cutler to Hester, don't ya think?  Give me a call, unless you think this baseball thing will work out.  Seriously, give me a call, we'll talk.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Grab Your Coffee... This May Get Long

Sports Illustrated writer and ESPN contributor Selena Roberts just penned a book A-Rod: The Many Lives of Alex Rodriguez based on interviews, previews, leaked chapters, articles, hype, etc. the book paints a particularly unfaltering picture of the home run hitting Yankee.  I think the book is garbage.  First and foremost let me be clear, I'm not disputing the so called "facts" of the book, did he?, didn't he?  We already know he cheated for a time period, he admitted to that publicly.  Which is more than we can say for some other former players who have just as much "credible" evidence linking them to steroids.  My problems, and what I think is garbage is with the book in general, essentially I have a problem that this book was even written in the first place.

My biggest gripe is that the book was penned without the permission of A-Rod.  The man has a family, he has kids.  None of us are perfect (including Miss Roberts) and I would image that if we look back on our lives we will all find some transgressions that we are not particularly proud of.  Now imagine someone takes those, bundles them up in Microsoft Word and prints a book, now that book will be in every Barnes & Noble in America for your kids to read, your kids classmates to read.  It sickens me that people continue to profit off of someones trials and tribulations with complete and total disregard for how it may affect them and their families.  And she's touting this like she discovered Watergate.  Guess what he already admitted he cheated.  Move on.  How many times over the next year do you suppose his kids are going to have to deal with questions about their dad's b#%ch t$#s?  Kids can be cruel, so I'm guessing more than a few, but hey Miss Roberts is getting a lot of face time on the networks, ink in the press, and is sure to make a lot of money.  It's one thing to report the news, to report fact, but to fill a book chuck full of all a man's transgressions; which you got from "anonymous" sources, without his permission, and for all involved to peddle it for profit is a pretty cold thing to do.

As I mentioned, I've heard over and over about one of the biggest question marks and another of my big problems with the book is her use of "anonymous sources".  According to numerous reports the book is littered with these so called "anonymous sources" aka "I could have just made this up" or "This came directly from A-Rod himself", you don't know, because they were all anonymous, there is absolutely zero way to filter out and discern fact from fiction because you have no idea where this information is coming from.  The entire process has to be questioned.  Add to this the fact that Miss Roberts was one of the leaders of the pitchfork mob after the heads of the Duke lacrosse players and you really have to question the "sources" she uses and how she gets her information, as I recall from Googling articles, her and her sources were certain that these men were guilty; and we all know how that one turned out.  Read the following Jason Whitlock article for a pretty good discussion on this:
Because bottom line if someone knows they will be be veiled as "anonymous" I suspect that they may speculate a little bit more on what they know, saw, or thought they saw; their recollection of certain situations may be as clear as day, but tell that same person that their good name will be attached to ALL statements and they may not be as sure about what they saw, or remember.  In my opinion if they aren't sure enough and secure enough in what they are saying to sign their name to it, otherwise it should not be presented and touted as fact.

I guess this is part of a bigger frustration I have that sees millions being made on America's out of control voyeuristic obsession with so called "celebrities."  US Weekly sells millions of issues a week, just so we can look at pictures of these people, pictures.  I mean they have an entire section of pictures of celebs doing normal things "Brad Pitt picking up his dry cleaning" "Lauren Conrad drinking Starbucks" it's insanity.  At the end of the day what is it all for:  

Does it matter the exact dates he used steroids?  Does it really matter?  Is it going to change anything?  I believe the answer to all questions is a resounding NO.  He admitted that he cheated.  Let's move on.  If you really want a guaranteed clean up to the game, test players before every game.  Two strikes and your out.  First time, year long suspension.  Second time, lifetime ban.  I would bet that that would clean up the game in a NY minute.  If they knew that their meal ticket steak could be cooked and doused with A1 and that they had to pee in a cup almost daily no one would try.  But they won't ever do that, because no one is really that serious about cleaning up the game, not the players, not the owners, no one.  To them a little bit of controversy is good for the game, it keeps them relevant November through April, it's almost like to them the proverbial "black eye" is worth it.  Baseball needs another smooth hitting "white knight" to restore purity to the game.  Mr. Pujols better watch out, because now that A-Rod has been knocked off the pedestal I suspect your turn under the microscope is rapidly approaching.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Flag Football All American

So on a whim last year I put my name on a website that is for organizing community recreational leagues, football, volleyball, softball and such.  Basically if you aren't on a team  or don't have enough friends to form a team, you put you name out there on the "Free Agent" list (yeah... I was a Flag Football Free Agent... cue the laughter), well got an email earlier this week to play on a team for a few weeks.  

First game was last night.  I see why they needed a fill in... 4 guys (including myself) showed up, which I guess is a common problem for them, hence my addition.  We ended up getting some more fill-ins and proceeded to get beat 24-7, an outcome that did not surprise me one bit, because this team like many others fell into what I feel are a few common "traps" for start up rec league football teams, they are unorganized and really didn't think to recruit by position.  All in all though the game was a fun time, sans the losing part.  It looks like I'll be playing with them regularly.  We'll see how it goes, the perma-bruise has formed on my left palm so I think we're good to go.  

Oh and a big shout out thank you to the dude that paid $90 to NOT play, I'll have fun.