Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Party Crasher

At the hotel last night we heard a ruckus on the second floor and decided to check it out. Turns out it was the Milwaukee Democratic Party election watch party. They had food. They had beer. So we decided to check it out. Needless to say it was very very interesting. Regardless of who I wanted to win being in the midst of people with such a level of passion for the process was something to observe. The cross section of people was amazingly diverse, young, old, men, women, guys in $1000 suits and a couple hobos. Anyway, glad I crashed and was able to get some quality people watching in as I watched the results.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Open Letter

Dear Hyatt Gym Guy,

I couldn't help but notice you attempts to attract the attention of the fit girl in the hotel gym. Don't deny it, at one point i thought our head might fall off. However, you should know that I don't think she was impressed with your grunts and loud short breaths as you knocked out that 9 min mile on the treadmill. Hate to say but I think she was equally unimpressed by the sounds made in your intense 3 min elliptical session. An sadly... she unmoved by these sounds during your epic 4 min Tour de France time trial impersonation on the stationary bike.

Try again next time,
Sincerely,
Sweaty guy on the treadmill