Quit my Job

I'm gonna quit my job and become a pirate. I got it all planned out me and a co-worker (Jessica) are going to start small pillaging unsuspecting floaters of the Colorado River to gather supplies (hot dogs and beer) and work our way South to warmer climates. Once we hit the seas we will begin or primary objective of searching for sunken treasure and consuming rum. Our better halves I'm afraid will take some convincing as to the feasibility of this plan, but I'm confident that with a combination of witty banter, wicked quick logic, and duct tape we can get them on board.

Yo ho, yo ho a pirate's life for me